I'm In Love With a [Chicken]

I am very, very, very, very horny

Hi

(Source: male-pride, via dont-listen-to-a-word)

Jun 03, 2012

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elliep-:

best fucking video on the internet

I was scared the entire time.

(Source: nicklugo, via printed-in-gold)

Jun 03, 2012

I am fine

I am fine

Jun 02, 2012

pantsareunwelcome:

Trippy gif is trippy.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE

pantsareunwelcome:

Trippy gif is trippy.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE

(Source: kurobon, via dont-listen-to-a-word)

Jun 01, 2012

printed-in-gold:

I mean basically (Taken with instagram)

I’m laughing

printed-in-gold:

I mean basically (Taken with instagram)

I’m laughing

(Source: printed-in-gold)

Jun 01, 2012

printed-in-gold:

I would literally give one of my testicles to have a nice athletic build with and a v-shaped torso. 

Damn you life and demotivation 

What the fuck do you see when you look into mirrors?

Jun 01, 2012

(Source: theurgeoftheflesh, via dramaticbabble)

May 30, 2012

printed-in-gold:

breakoffthechains:

printed-in-gold:

Why was this girl a model?
I mean come on…

No no no, Allison is weird as hell but she takes AMAZING photos. The girl is a fantastic model.

Well slap a bunch of makeup on me and I’m pretty cute too. She kind of looks like the girl in 5th grade who liked horses and dolphins too much.
I shouldn’t be saying these things since she’s a real person but I will never understand what makes a model and what doesn’t. 

Being distinct as fuck, or being generic as fuck. It’s like becoming a famous actor.

printed-in-gold:

breakoffthechains:

printed-in-gold:

Why was this girl a model?

I mean come on…

No no no, Allison is weird as hell but she takes AMAZING photos. The girl is a fantastic model.

Well slap a bunch of makeup on me and I’m pretty cute too. She kind of looks like the girl in 5th grade who liked horses and dolphins too much.

I shouldn’t be saying these things since she’s a real person but I will never understand what makes a model and what doesn’t. 

Being distinct as fuck, or being generic as fuck. It’s like becoming a famous actor.

(Source: fkngshit)

May 29, 2012

crookedsheets:

Friends went to the beach and left me to price Dickens.

Dick(ens).Hehe.

crookedsheets:

Friends went to the beach and left me to price Dickens.

Dick(ens).

Hehe.

May 27, 2012

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May 26, 2012

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May 26, 2012

printed-in-gold:

I’m think I’m racist and sexist now… Thanks tumblr! You ruin everything!

U of M Asians

May 25, 2012

(Source: kendalllynnette, via dont-listen-to-a-word)

May 24, 2012

printed-in-gold:

My hair is at optimal length 

Are you a supermodel?

printed-in-gold:

My hair is at optimal length 

Are you a supermodel?

(Source: printed-in-gold)

May 23, 2012

New Sigur Ros album:

(Source: crookedsheets)

May 23, 2012